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AKATSUKI JOKE EXTRAVAGANZAWARNING: IF YOU ARE A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN OR OROCHIMARU FAN, DO NOT READ THIS FAN FIC, THANK YOU.
Sasukeuchicat: Yay! I am here to bring you an awesome Fan Fic: The Akatsuki Joke Extravaganza!!!!
*fake applause in the background*
Sasukeuchicat: As you all guessed, the Akatsuki characters will tell one joke and the people reading this will vote ONE time for their favorite! Then when I come back(if I ever do) Ill tally up the votes and tell you who won!
O.k. 1st up its Zetsu!!!
Zetsus Bad side: Hey.
Zetsus Good side: Yes?
Zetsus Bad side: Yo mamas SOOOOOO ugly and fat that she makes Orochimaru and his twin brother, Michael Jackson, look like the most sexiest men in the world! >
Zetsus Good side: Hey! Dont say that about OUR mother!!!
Orochimaru: Yeah! And Jackson isnt my Twin brother! Hes my cousin!
Michael Jackson: *comes in doing the moonwalk* Uh-Hu! Strait up! *does his
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