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AKATSUKI JOKE EXTRAVAGANZAWARNING: IF YOU ARE A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN OR OROCHIMARU FAN, DO NOT READ THIS FAN FIC, THANK YOU.
Sasukeuchicat: Yay! I am here to bring you an awesome Fan Fic: The Akatsuki Joke Extravaganza!!!!
*fake applause in the background*
Sasukeuchicat: As you all guessed, the Akatsuki characters will tell one joke and the people reading this will vote ONE time for their favorite! Then when I come back(if I ever do) Ill tally up the votes and tell you who won!
O.k. 1st up its Zetsu!!!
Zetsus Bad side: Hey.
Zetsus Good side: Yes?
Zetsus Bad side: Yo mamas SOOOOOO ugly and fat that she makes Orochimaru and his twin brother, Michael Jackson, look like the most sexiest men in the world! >
Zetsus Good side: Hey! Dont say that about OUR mother!!!
Orochimaru: Yeah! And Jackson isnt my Twin brother! Hes my cousin!
Michael Jackson: *comes in doing the moonwalk* Uh-Hu! Strait up! *does his
five hour energyi suppose
last week was only an aftershock
of the earthquake you were before.
this place used to vibrate
with metal strings and melodic,
testimonies to life,
emitting coffee-scented moods
and the burn of it too.
i had memorized the
sounds of silence,
i couldn't help but relish it.
no longer had i known
the sounds of folk
and scent of mocha-
you became nothing more
than an echo of the laughter
i so desperately needed to hear again.
then the echoes got louder,
bouncing ferociously off the walls
to be made manifest
i walked into your room
expecting exactly what i found-
an unmade bed,
and an empty beer
(the one that you insisted you needed
just days ago).
i pressed my nose
into the pillow
for incense and cologne and starbucks
to penetrate my mind
and thinking fervently
i already know
what a clean sheet smells like."
how strong an aftershock can be,
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