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AKATSUKI JOKE EXTRAVAGANZAWARNING: IF YOU ARE A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN OR OROCHIMARU FAN, DO NOT READ THIS FAN FIC, THANK YOU.
Sasukeuchicat: Yay! I am here to bring you an awesome Fan Fic: The Akatsuki Joke Extravaganza!!!!
*fake applause in the background*
Sasukeuchicat: As you all guessed, the Akatsuki characters will tell one joke and the people reading this will vote ONE time for their favorite! Then when I come back(if I ever do) Ill tally up the votes and tell you who won!
O.k. 1st up its Zetsu!!!
Zetsus Bad side: Hey.
Zetsus Good side: Yes?
Zetsus Bad side: Yo mamas SOOOOOO ugly and fat that she makes Orochimaru and his twin brother, Michael Jackson, look like the most sexiest men in the world! >
Zetsus Good side: Hey! Dont say that about OUR mother!!!
Orochimaru: Yeah! And Jackson isnt my Twin brother! Hes my cousin!
Michael Jackson: *comes in doing the moonwalk* Uh-Hu! Strait up! *does his
The BeginningHe told them, of course. He told those idiots everything, the whole damn story, including the blunder he'd made, and its consequences. Looking back on it later, he realized he had probably been in shock the whole time. It made sense, anyone would have been.
Soph was about twenty years old, and he'd been that way for a couple of years already, ever since the Hoarde had started attacking humanity from the past. Every day that passed, they ate at another day in the past. It sickened him. Those creatures had absolutely no regard for proper time and causality protocols.
It didn't seem to affect anyone else that way, though.
The Hoarde was the result of a human creation, of course, like everything bad in the world, though no one else knew about them. Then again, no one else had undiluted access to the power of creation. Even he didn't know much about the Hoarde, only that they appeared through some tear in The Fabric of The World and started killing people off. They appeared at some point in
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